04. The Guest.

Okay, so because I'm a lazy cunt, I got a guest writer for the next installment of Alexx's Rantspace. Here is Laura's Theft of Alexx's Rantspace in *ALL ITS GLORY*:

"I'm Laura, I'm small and I'm a little tapped in the head to put it nicely.
It mainly comes down to anger issues, and my inability to deal with things as they come, rather I let it build up until it turns into something known to some as 'Laurasplosions'.
Now this can happen due to something totally unrelated to what I'm really feeling angry about, but is enough to annoy me to the point where a catastrophic string of colourful words is unleashed upon some poor, unsuspecting moron.

One such time this happened was when everything in life was going spectacularly, well spectacularly wrong to be more precise. However what's worse was the fact it was mainly of my own doing, and my own paranoia, this of course leads to total and utter denial and instead becomes someone else's fault. This occasion it became the fault of one poor soul who made an off the cuff remark of my intelligence, or supposed lack thereof.

Now I know the right thing to do would be to roll my eyes and leave it be, but not this time. No, this girl, known as 'L' from now on had become victim of the next 'Laurasplosion'. I quickly acquainted myself with her email address and set in calling her everything from a pig, to a dog… and some more exotic names to boot. 'L' quickly denied making such a comment, but it didn't matter, the anger was there and so carried on the threats to brick her house in and the promise that I would indeed be behind her death which involved fire, and lots of it.

Now to those who don't know me, this is merely amusing empty threats, to those that know me, its amusing but completely feasible as I have been known to stab people with forks for doing nothing other than commenting on my food tastes and one poor boy had an interesting encounter with a pair of scissors after telling me I threw like a girl. Unlucky for him, my aim was spot on that day.

Still, the question remains, why can't I just calm down and let things be? Well because I enjoy what I do, so hate me by all means, kick me in the head and nick my phone if you want, but if I'm not a vegetable by the end of it, your car will somehow end up somewhere in the middle of a lake with 'cheers for the ride' painted across the bonnet.

Laura out, xoxo"

03. Same Old Story.

So I've found another two of my annoyances today. We'll start with MSN. For the very few of you that don't know, MSN (Messenger Service Network) is an instant messaging program used to communicate with people freely from around the world.

The problem? It's fucking laggy. I've literally just spent five minutes trying to escape a white screen from my crashed conversations tab, and had to restart my computer to fix the problem. Sure, it's really innovative software if you think about it, and I understand that it's going to be a little buggy. But you'd have thought that they'd fix a bug as serious as that.

Before you criticise, yes, I have checked my pc specs and it's not the computer causing the problem. So Microsoft, sort your shit out and fix your bugs.

Number Two: Why the fuck am I stuck in the most derelict place in the world. "Ridgeway". Ever heard of it? Me neither, until I moved here. It's a 2.5 mile trek to the nearest town, which pretty much closes at 5. But, *BREAKING NEWS*, they're building a 24 hour Tesco.

That would be fucking BRILLIANT, if it wasn't scheduled to open in four years. I'm hungry now. We have no snacks in the house, and it's just turned 2AM, therefore I refuse to cook. Thank you, Mother and Father, for moving to the most derelict place in the United fucking Kingdom.

Life would be better if I could drive. I'm 17. I could be driving if I was in the US. But of course, there's an age law where I live. So here I am, stuck in Ridgeway, hungry, it's raining, and with no means of getting anywhere that stocks food. Great job, England.

02. The Disney Takeover

I saw the most annoying hoodie ever today. A picture of the Run-DMC logo, but instead of Run-DMC, it said "Fuck Hip-Hop". I'm a pretty easy going person. I don't mind swearing, it's just a word. I believe everyone has their own opinion, whether it be to "fuck" hip-hop or otherwise.

What annoys me, is that people feel the need to force their beliefs down people's throats like that. I have my opinion. You have yours. I don't broadcast "I think Jonas Brothers are wankers and you should too", because I know a lot of people would disagree with me, and it's not like me to want to offend anyone (right...)

The thing is, I do believe that the Jonas Brothers are annoying, self righteous pieces of shit that need to get a reality check and stop being pawns in the Disney Takeover. But they've done something for themselves. They're rich. They have fangirls. That's a lot more than I can say for any of the haters out there.

So yes, you may listen to screamo music. Metal may be your favourite genre. It doesn't mean that you can say shit about other music with a fanbase and monetary status higher than your own. Many people think "fuck screamo", so deal with it and get on with your pathetic little life. You're not making any friends by suggesting that a whole genre is shit because you may have heard one or two songs.

01. Prelude

So the name's Alexx. Alexx Shadow. The title of my blog is from a band I like, and my "last name". I'll pretty much use this blog just to rant. Check out my dA page: http://alexxshadow.deviantart.com/